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Posted 2014-10-20T06:16:48+02:00
Nothing says "I've already given up on this day" quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.

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Posted 2014-10-20T02:59:29+02:00
It's crazy to think that we constantly spin in the void of space on the arm of a spinning galaxy and some people are worried about dudes kissing

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Posted 2014-10-20T02:51:54+02:00
If you're suffering from injustice or oppression, hang in there; we're posting on social media as hard as we can

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Posted 2014-10-20T02:49:51+02:00
This is America, not France, please call him TheBron

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Posted 2014-10-20T02:46:38+02:00
Your hair turns white when you get old for evolutionary reasons. Predators leave you alone if they think you're a wizard

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Posted 2014-10-20T00:01:49+02:00
Why can't the ice cream man just get a fuckin liquor license already

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Posted 2014-10-19T23:59:28+02:00
Sext: You drunk yet or should I try back again in an hour?

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Posted 2014-10-19T23:46:46+02:00
Nothing like an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" to make you feel like a Harvard double major.

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Posted 2014-10-19T23:45:41+02:00
If you love someone set them free, and then follow their life without you on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram for eternity

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Posted 2014-10-19T06:30:41+02:00
Why was 2 afraid of Blink 1? Because Blink182.

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Comment by Anonymous

Just go die somewhere for this

Posted 2014-10-19T06:21:42+02:00
I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free, you racist.

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Comment by Anonymous

Fail you racist

Comment by Anonymous

I hear Ya man! I hate having to pay for my slaves too.

Posted 2014-10-19T06:08:39+02:00
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT! WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEBODY BREAK INTO A HOUSE JUST TO STEAL A REMOTE CON-Never mind, I found it.

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Posted 2014-10-19T05:42:14+02:00
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentickles.

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Comment by Anonymous

Sounds like you have had to many practice tickles in your mouth. Testickles

Posted 2014-10-19T05:27:47+02:00
Jail isn't supposed to be fun why do they get bunk beds?

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Posted 2014-10-19T05:15:17+02:00
Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words.

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Comment by Anonymous

Your parents are probably already ashamed of you as is the rest of your family. You troll social media sites from their basement in between surfing gay porn sites. Get a life, get a job and for God sake stop embarrassing yourself. Everything you do from this day forward is going to come crashing down. You will never be loved, find happiness or know the love from another. You're done.

Comment by Anonymous

* "your" and "disgrace", "a" and "piece" Wow I guess dropping out of school in 4th grade did not serve you so well. You either got so mad at this thing you do not care about or you are just a mental midget although it most likely is both. I think you sleep in your mom's bed and you have sex with her every time you can. I am having so much fun trolling you. Please let the vacuous spewing and typos continue. Pathetic christian wannabe. Thanks for the laughs.

Comment by Anonymous

I think you live in youre mom's basement, have never had sex and will soon be on datelines to catch a predator. Douchebag, you semen slurping scab eating disgesce to both your parents. I don't care about the stupid Jesus comment. You're a dildo stuck in s monkeys ass. Go troll somewhere else you athiest pice of shit

Comment by Anonymous

V Someone got all butt hurt. :-( "yiy" "out if my" ? Why Ned, do you eat with that mouth? It's your mother that gives people herpes but she is too fat and ugly for me. You are so pathetically weak you need help to get rid of farts? Congrats on figuring out how to spell jackass right. You get a gold star.

Comment by Anonymous

Actually JACKASS, I said "suck" a fart out if my ass. As far as I'm concerned yiy should do it too you cock smoking herpe scab

Comment by Anonymous

V Ut oh, someone made Ned Flanders mad. Ned, I am sure calling him a titmouse will scare him away for good. Such language tho. BTW I think you meant jackass which is one word. And why exactly are you asking a guy to such your ass? No nevermind we don't want to know.

Comment by Anonymous

You're a jack ass. Don't ever post her again you titmouse. Suck a fart out of my ass

Posted 2014-10-19T05:14:34+02:00
My self driving Google car won't pull over for this cop and is dumping drugs out the window please help

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Posted 2014-10-19T04:49:04+02:00
Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

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Posted 2014-10-19T04:39:14+02:00
Will hold a hand in exchange for getting hand held

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Comment by Anonymous

We know that is code. Hold=suck and hand=cock.

Posted 2014-10-19T04:24:43+02:00
Chad kroeger in a store, his items come to $19.95, he pays with a $20 & walks away. "sir don't you want your nickel back?" he turns and winks

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Comment by Anonymous

How you remind me of a time I took a photograph of a rock star and that was savin me from wanting to burn it to the ground. Now I'm never gonna be alone because I figured you out. If everyone cared, I'd come for you too.

Comment by Anonymous

All of you go stand in the corner.

Comment by Anonymous

You're as lame as nickelback.

Comment by Anonymous

Whoever posted this, please never post anything ever again. Thanks

Posted 2014-10-19T04:11:23+02:00
Porn is a lot like yoga pants. Not everybody should be in them.

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Comment by Anonymous

Not your fat slob of a mother for sure.


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