Uncle Ben could barley hold a fucking job he was always reading the paper looking for work and even then aunt May had to cook everything... Also why would he cook? He can get chipotle by swinging on a web in like 10 seconds.
Trying too hard here
You suxk you worthless twat. Epic failure at delivering a joke!
you racist piece of human waste. Nobody should ever use the T word
Have revenge sex with your ex,
That would have been so much better than putting her in the trunk and jumping from the car as it went over a cliff.. oh well next time.
Standard Oil would be worth over 1 Trillion in today's money, had it not been broken up.
And even that amount of money wouldn't be enough to teach you proper grammar
I do. I'm related to him. Show some respect please.
How does it matter? He's long dead... A fucking corpse slowly being converted into minerals in the soil. Who gives a shit!
But for all but his last years the money was backed by gold so worth way more than today's monopoly money. Since 1933 it has been backed by nothing and is just a large confidence game.
Imagine ... his wife has to look at his shriveled penis. I just threw up a little in my mouth.
ok Hugh Hefner is not dead? He sure looks it. does not look any different the second time but I hope it make you happy.
Hugh Hefner is not dead? He sure looks it.
This is been posted so many times that when he actually DOES die, nobody's going to be able to use this without getting flogged for "I heard that 10 years ago"
vv No but your mom does
v Do you understand English, motherfucker?
vv U remember a guy who is anonymous? r u fucking retarded u cumface!
How many times this gonna get reposted??
V I work 54 hours a week.. I remember, you stupid chicken fucker.. #Fuckyou
People here are so jobless that they even remember old status messages and the first time those messages were posted.
way to copy and a status from years ago like no one's going to remember!
Now this really IS old...
Now you did it. You got the keyboard bully mad and he will type angry words at you from behind the safety of his computer.
Raise voice again, and I will hack tongue from fucking mouth!
V No thanks im not gay... #Fuckyou
Random thought huh deppresso faggo?
V Must not have been too bad, there's still some on your lips...
v The person below u took ur case epicly. Your comeback sucks.
V o ouch never heard that one... #Fuckyou
v no, we have sex with your mom daily!
V lol those guys have sex together daily.. #Fuckyou
I hope you die in the near future!